Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I truly wish I could be a great surgeon \ | or philosopher or author or anything | | constructive, but in all honesty I'd | | rather turn up my amplifier full blast | | and drown myself in the noise. | | | | -- Charles Schmid, the "Tucson | \ Murderer" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;