Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "...I could accept this openness, \ | glasnost, perestroika, or whatever you | | want to call it if they did these | | things: abolish the one party system; | | open the Soviet frontier and allow | | Soviet people to travel freely; allow | | the Soviet people to have real free | | enterprise; allow Western businessmen | | to do business there, and permit | | freedom of speech and of the press. But | | so far, the whole country is like a | | concentration camp. The barbed wire on | | the fence around the Soviet Union is to | | keep people inside, in the dark. This | | openness that you are seeing, all these | | changes, are cosmetic and they have | | been designed to impress shortsighted, | | naive, sometimes stupid Western | | leaders. These leaders gush over | | Gorbachev, hoping to do business with | | the Soviet Union or appease it. He will | | say: "Yes, we can do business!" This | | while his military machine in | | Afghanistan has killed over a million | | people out of a population of 17 | | million. Can you imagine that? -- | | Victor Belenko, MiG-25 fighter pilot | | who defected in 1976 | | | | "Defense Electronics", Vol 20, No. 6, | \ pg. 110 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;