Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Mid-Twenties Breakdown: \ | | | A period of mental collapse occurring | | in one's twenties, often caused by an | | inability to function outside of school | | or structured environments coupled with | | a realization of one's essential | | aloneness in the world. Often marks | | induction into the ritual of | | pharmaceutical usage. | | | | -- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: | | Tales for an Accelerated | | | \ Culture" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;