Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / If they can make penicillin out of \ | moldy bread, they can sure make | | something out of you. | | | \ -- Muhammad Ali / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;