Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The defense attorney was hammering \ | away at the plaintiff: "You claim," he | | jeered, "that my client came at you | | with a broken bottle in his hand. But | | is it not true, that you had something | | in YOUR hand?" | | | | "Yes," the man admitted, "his wife. | | Very charming, of course, but not much | \ good in a fight." / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;