Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ /media ethics is an \ | oxymoron, much like Jumbo Shrimp and | | | | Microsoft Works. not to | \ mention NT Security / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;