Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / From 0 to "what seems to be the problem \ | officer" in 8.3 seconds. | | | \ -- Ad for the new VW Corrado / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;