Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / If the vendors started doing everything \ | right, we would be out of a job. Let's | | hear it for OSI and X! With those | | babies in the wings, we can count on | | being employed until we drop, or get | | smart and switch to gardening, paper | | folding, or something. | | | \ -- C. Philip Wood / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;