Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Natural selection won't matter soon, \ | not anywhere as much as conscious | | selection. We will civilize and alter | | ourselves to suit our ideas of what we | | can be. Within one more human lifespan, | | we will have changed ourselves | | unrecognizably. | | | \ -- Greg Bear / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;