Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / If builders built buildings the way \ | programmers wrote programs, then the | | first woodpecker to come along would | \ destroy civilization. / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;