Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / As long as war is regarded as wicked, \ | it will always have its fascination. | | When it is looked upon as vulgar, it | | will cease to be popular. | | | \ -- Oscar Wilde, "Intentions" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;