Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ /partycle: I seriously do \ | need a vacation from this package. | | | | I actually had a DREAM about | | introducing a stupid new bug | | | | into xbase-preinst last night. That's a | \ Bad Sign. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;