Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / "I take Him shopping with me. I say, \ | 'OK, Jesus, help me find a bargain'" | | | \ -- Tammy Faye Bakker / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;