Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I was trying not to mention \ | backtracking. Which, of course, means | | that yours is "righter" than mine, in a | | theoretical sense. | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <199710211624.JAA17833@wall.org> / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;