Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "I don't know what you mean by \ | 'glory'," Alice said. | | | | Humpty Dumpty smiled contemptuously. | | "Of course you don't -- till I tell | | you. I meant 'there's a nice knock-down | | argument for you!'" | | | | "But glory doesn't mean 'a nice | | knock-down argument'," Alice objected. | | | | "When I use a word," Humpty Dumpty | | said, in a rather scornful tone, "it | | means just what I choose it to mean -- | | neither more nor less." | | | | "The question is," said Alice, "whether | | you can make words mean so many | | different things." | | | | "The question is," said Humpty Dumpty, | | "which is to be master -- that's all." | | | | -- Lewis Carrol, "Through the Looking | \ Glass" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;