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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/  "I don't know what you mean by         \
| 'glory'," Alice said.                   |
|                                         |
| Humpty Dumpty smiled contemptuously.    |
| "Of course you don't -- till I tell     |
| you. I meant 'there's a nice knock-down |
| argument for you!'"                     |
|                                         |
| "But glory doesn't mean 'a nice         |
| knock-down argument'," Alice objected.  |
|                                         |
| "When I use a word," Humpty Dumpty      |
| said, in a rather scornful tone, "it    |
| means just what I choose it to mean --  |
| neither more nor less."                 |
|                                         |
| "The question is," said Alice, "whether |
| you can make words mean so many         |
| different things."                      |
|                                         |
| "The question is," said Humpty Dumpty,  |
| "which is to be master -- that's all."  |
|                                         |
| -- Lewis Carrol, "Through the Looking   |
\ Glass"                                  /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;