Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Gosh that takes me back... or is it \ | forward? That's the trouble with time | | travel, you never can tell." | | | \ -- Doctor Who, "Androids of Tara" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;