Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / greenrd's law \ | | | Evey post disparaging someone else's | | spelling or grammar, or lauding | | | | one's own spelling or grammar, will | | inevitably contain a spelling or | | | | grammatical error. | | | | -- greenrd in | | http://www.kuro5hin.org/comments/2002/4 | \ /16/61744/5230?pid=5#6 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;