Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / I believe that professional wrestling \ | is clean and everything else in the | | world is fixed. | | | \ -- Frank Deford, sports writer / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;