Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A Chicago salesman was about to check \ | into a St. Louis hotel when he noticed | | a very charming woman staring | | admiringly at him. He walked over and | | spoke with her for a few minutes, then | | returned to the front desk, where they | | checked in as Mr. and Mrs. | | | | After a very pleasurable three-day | | stay, the man approached the front desk | | and told the clerk he was checking out. | | In a few minutes, he was handed a bill | | for $2500. | | | | "There must be some mistake," the | | salesman said. "I've been here for only | | three days." | | | | "Yes, sir," the clerk replied. "But | | your wife has been here a month and a | \ half." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;