Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The fountain code has been tightened \ | slightly so you can no longer dip | | objects into a fountain or drink from | | one while you are floating in mid-air | | due to levitation. | | | | Teleporting to hell via a teleportation | | trap will no longer occur if the | | character does not have fire | | resistance. | | | \ -- README file from the NetHack game / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;