Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / > What does ELF stand for (in respect \ | to Linux?) ELF is the first rock group | | that Ronnie James Dio performed with | | back in the early 1970's. In constrast, | | a.out is a misspelling of the French | | word for the month of August. What the | | two have in common is beyond me, but | | Linux users seem to use the two words | | together. | | | \ -- seen on c.o.l.misc / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;