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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ MOCK APPLE PIE (No Apples Needed)       \
|                                         |
| Pastry to two crust 9-inch pie 36 RITZ  |
| Crackers 2 cups water 2 cups sugar 2    |
| teaspoons cream of tartar 2 tablespoons |
| lemon juice                             |
|                                         |
| Grated rind of one lemon Butter or      |
| margarine                               |
|                                         |
| Cinnamon                                |
|                                         |
| Roll out bottom crust of pastry and fit |
| into 9-inch pie plate. Break RITZ       |
| Crackers coarsely into pastry-lined     |
| plate. Combine water, sugar and cream   |
| of tartar in saucepan, boil gently for  |
| 15 minutes. Add lemon juice and rind.   |
| Cool. Pour this syrup over Crackers,    |
| dot generously with butter or margarine |
| and sprinkle with cinnamon. Cover with  |
| top crust. Trim and flute edges         |
| together. Cut slits in top crust to let |
| steam escape. Bake in a hot oven (425   |
| F) 30 to 35 minutes, until crust is     |
| crisp and golden. Serve warm. Cut into  |
| 6 to 8 slices.                          |
|                                         |
\ -- Found lurking on a Ritz Crackers box /
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;