Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / In the land of the dark the Ship of the \ | Sun is driven by the Grateful Dead. | | | \ -- Egyptian Book of the Dead / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;