Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / ASCII: \ | | | The control code for all beginning | | programmers and those who would | | | | become computer literate. | | Etymologically, the term has come down | | as | | | | a contraction of the often-repeated | | phrase "ascii and you shall | | | | receive." | | | \ -- Robb Russon / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;