Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Words \ | | | Nature says only a few words: High wind | | does not last long, Nor does heavy | | rain. If nature's words do not last Why | | should those of man? Who accepts | | harmony, becomes harmonious. Who | | accepts loss, becomes lost. For who | | accepts harmony, the Way harmonizes | | with him, And who accepts loss, the Way | | cannot find. | | | \ -- Lao Tse, "Tao Te Ching" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;