Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / ... we must be wary of granting too \ | much power to natural selection by | | viewing all basic capacities of our | | brain as direct adaptations. I do not | | doubt that natural selection acted in | | building our oversized brains -- and I | | am equally confident that our brains | | became large as an adaptation for | | definite roles (probably a complex set | | of interacting functions). But these | | assumptions do not lead to the notion, | | often uncritically embraced by strict | | Darwinians, that all major capacities | | of the brain must arise as direct | | products of natural selection. | | | \ -- S. J. Gould, "The Mismeasure of Man" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;