Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "... all the good computer designs are \ | bootlegged; the formally planned | | products, if they are built at all, are | | dogs!" | | | | -- David E. Lundstrom, "A Few Good Men | | From Univac", | | | \ MIT Press, 1987 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;