Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Nothing shortens a journey so \ | pleasantly as an account of misfortunes | | at which the hearer is permitted to | | laugh. | | | \ -- Quentin Crisp / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;