Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Computers will not be perfected until \ | they can compute how much more than the | \ estimate the job will cost. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;