Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / The rule on staying alive as a \ | forecaster is to give 'em a number or | | give 'em a date, but never give 'em | | both at once. | | | \ -- Jane Bryant Quinn / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;