Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Your Co-worker Could Be a Space Alien, \ | Say Experts | | | | ...Here's How You Can Tell Many | | Americans work side by side with space | | aliens who look human -- but you can | | spot these visitors by looking for | | certain tip-offs, say experts. They | | listed 10 signs to watch for: | | | | (3) Bizarre sense of humor. Space | | aliens who don't understand | | | | earthly humor may laugh during a | | company training film or tell | | | | jokes that no one understands, said | | Steiger. | | | | (6) Misuses everyday items. "A space | | alien may use correction | | | | fluid to paint its nails," said | | Steiger. | | | | (8) Secretive about personal life-style | | and home. "An alien won't | | | | discuss details or talk about what it | | does at night or on weekends." | | | | (10) Displays a change of mood or | | physical reaction when near certain | | | | high-tech hardware. "An alien may | | experience a mood change when | | | | a microwave oven is turned on," said | | Steiger. The experts pointed out that a | | co-worker would have to display most if | | not all of these traits before you can | | positively identify him as a space | | alien. | | | | -- National Enquirer, Michael Cassels, | | August, 1984. | | | | [I thought everybody laughed at company | \ training films. Ed.] / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;