Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Absentee, n.: \ | | | A person with an income who has had the | | forethought to remove | | | | himself from the sphere of exaction. | | | | -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's | \ Dictionary" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;