Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / We don't believe in rheumatism and true \ | love until after the first attack. | | | \ -- Marie Ebner von Eschenbach / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;