Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Maintain an awareness for contribution \ | -- to your schedule, your project, our | | company." | | | \ -- A Group of Employees / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;