Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / I always had a repulsive need to be \ | something more than human. | | | \ -- David Bowie / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;