Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A man always remembers his first love \ | with special tenderness, but after that | | begins to bunch them. | | | \ -- Mencken / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;