Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Once a word has been allowed to escape, \ | it cannot be recalled. | | | \ -- Quintus Horatius Flaccus (Horace) / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;