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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ One of your most ancient writers, a     \
| historian named Herodotus, tells of a   |
| thief who was to be executed. As he was |
| taken away he made a bargain with the   |
| king: in one year he would teach the    |
| king's favorite horse to sing hymns.    |
| The other prisoners watched the thief   |
| singing to the horse and laughed. "You  |
| will not succeed," they told him. "No   |
| one can."                               |
|                                         |
| To which the thief replied, "I have a   |
| year, and who knows what might happen   |
| in that time. The king might die. The   |
| horse might die. I might die. And       |
| perhaps the horse will learn to sing.   |
|                                         |
| -- "The Mote in God's Eye", Niven and   |
\ Pournelle                               /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;