Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Never let your sense of morals prevent \ | you from doing what is right. | | | \ -- Salvor Hardin, "Foundation" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;