Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The Great Movie Posters: \ | | | HOODLUMS FROM ANOTHER WORLD ON A | | RAY-GUN RAMPAGE! | | | | -- Teenagers from Outher Space (1959) | | | | Which will be Her Mate... MAN OR BEAST? | | Meet Velda -- the Kind of Woman -- Man | | or Gorilla would kill... to Keep. | | | | -- Untamed Mistress (1960) | | | | NOW AN ALL-MIGHTY ALL-NEW MOTION | | PICTURE BRINGS THEM TOGETHER FOR THE | | FIRST TIME... HISTORY'S MOST GIGANTIC | | MONSTERS IN COMBAT ATOP MOUNT FUJI! | | | \ -- King Kong vs. Godzilla (1963) / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;