Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Tehee quod she, and clapte the wyndow \ | to. | | | \ -- Geoffrey Chaucer / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;