Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / So, you better watch out! You better \ | not cry! You better not pout! I'm | | telling you why, Santa Claus is coming, | | to town. | | | | He knows when you've been sleeping, He | | know when you're awake. He knows if | | you've been bad or good, He has ties | \ with the CIA. So... / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;