Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Aberdeen was so small that when the \ | family with the car went on vacation, | | the gas station and drive-in theatre | \ had to close. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;