Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / It is an important and popular fact \ | that things are not always what they | | seem. For instance, on the planet | | Earth, man had always assumed that he | | was more intelligent than dolphins | | because he had achieved so much -- the | | wheel, New York, wars and so on -- | | whilst all the dolphins had ever done | | was muck about in the water having a | | good time. But conversely, the dolphins | | had always believed that they were far | | more intelligent than man -- for | | precisely the same reasons. | | | | Curiously enough, the dolphins had long | | known of the impending destruction of | | the of the planet Earth and had made | | many attempts to alert mankind to the | | danger; but most of their | | communications were misinterpreted ... | | | | -- Douglas Adams "The Hitchhikers' | \ Guide To The Galaxy" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;