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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ It is an important and popular fact     \
| that things are not always what they    |
| seem. For instance, on the planet       |
| Earth, man had always assumed that he   |
| was more intelligent than dolphins      |
| because he had achieved so much -- the  |
| wheel, New York, wars and so on --      |
| whilst all the dolphins had ever done   |
| was muck about in the water having a    |
| good time. But conversely, the dolphins |
| had always believed that they were far  |
| more intelligent than man -- for        |
| precisely the same reasons.             |
|                                         |
| Curiously enough, the dolphins had long |
| known of the impending destruction of   |
| the of the planet Earth and had made    |
| many attempts to alert mankind to the   |
| danger; but most of their               |
| communications were misinterpreted ...  |
|                                         |
| -- Douglas Adams "The Hitchhikers'      |
\ Guide To The Galaxy"                    /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;