Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / "Let us condemn to hellfire all those \ | who disagree with us." | | | \ -- militant religionists everywhere / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;