Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ /the increase in tension \ | worldwide (as evidenced by crime | | and whatnot) over that time period | | looks a lot like Linux growth | | since 1993 ``Linux linked to | \ worldwide crime epidemic!!'' / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;