Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Finagle's Seventh Law: \ | | | The perversity of the universe tends | \ toward a maximum. / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;