Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Go on, girl! You'll never get a better \ | chance to buy Jif at this price. *Carpe | | diem*, babe!" | | | \ -- "The Naked Consumer", Erik Larson / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;