Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / ... a thing called Ethics, whose nature \ | was confusing but if you had it you | | were a High-Class Realtor and if you | | hadn't you were a shyster, a piker and | | a fly-by-night. These virtues awakened | | Confidence and enabled you to handle | | Bigger Propositions. But they didn't | | imply that you were to be impractical | | and refuse to take twice the value for | | a house if a buyer was such an idiot | | that he didn't force you down on the | | asking price. | | | \ -- Sinclair Lewis, "Babbitt" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;