Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Something must be Done This is \ | Something Therefore, This must be Done | | | \ -- The Thatcherite Syllogism / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;