Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ /what I like about Manoj is his \ | desire for simple and small | | | | solutions. like EMACS. or dvt. | | well, dvt was _supposed_ to be simple | | it only took 2 weeks to write | | Manoj: It requires a *diagram* | \ to explain what each part does. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;