Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / For every complex problem, there is a \ | solution that is simple, neat, and | | wrong. | | | \ -- H. L. Mencken / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;